The 20th

Yesterday was bleak. I was supposed to make a dinner, but, with no educational influence, I was unable to proceed in my endeavors. Sleep came slowly, and I woke today exhausted. I am in pursuit of lucid dreaming, but my methods aren't working. I think I'm going to pursue new ideas with the help of the Internet. I will post results as life continues.

Feb 18th

Today's going to be interesting. I'm out, eight miles from home, with no ride. Interesting tales will certainly ensue if I'm able to survive a two hour walk at midnight through the dangerous streets of new Orleans. More on this later

Live Journal 2/16/11

I don't give a shit. I've been thinking about keeping a live journal, so this is it. I haven't been Remembering my dreams because I've been getting too little sleep. I need my dreams. They keep me going. I've also been working on a video game, so once I get a beta running I'll probably post it on here so I can get some advice. Until later,
Jake

Omegle Time

I was fucking around on omegle. This is what I did.

Here are the results:

Add these to Merriam Webster right off, alphabetically.  We'll be needing them.

• Amazriful - ... (apparently it's self explanatory)
• Askenburkens - The ash that flies into your mouth when you smoke weed.
• Bananae - French for banana.
• Crefine - Creating and defining.
• Dfjdsfkldfkjldfjskl - It's a dumbass who can't make his own word.
• Fuck - To act upon an organism the action of sexual intercourse.
• Furkle - The act of choking on another's penis during oral sex.
• Gluffernagsi - It's a fart that you do under your duvet, and it stays there like all night, until you turn over and it kills you.
• Goan - Goan fuck yourself.
• Jart - When you fake a fart and actually fart at the same time.
• Klevman - A person on omegle who believes that they are creating a clever word, but are outright retarded.
• Linkativity - Creative linkage.
• Motting - Eating a girl out.
• Prathenar - To explain so much as to become ridiculously belittling.
• Plongle - Plongle is a new hit sensation.  It's ping pong and pong combined.  You move large rectangular things on each over a ping pong table to hit the ball back and forth.
• Pussy - Something you don't get.
• Smee - Smee again.  Goan fuck yourself.
• Y=MX+B - YO MOMMAS EX BOYFRIEND!

Got Game

I HAVE FUCKING RETURNED


Got myself a new laptop.  And I think it's time that I actually made a comeback from my downfall.  And it's going to be in FUCKING STYLE.  The Pomeranian is making his debut as a meme, and there will be a rise of the onions.  Just wait.  Just you fucking wait.

DEMONIC CONTROL

THE LORD OF DARKNESS NOW HAS CONTROL OVER THIS FUCKING BLOG

Never before has this blog experienced an overall useless makeover, and because I can't alter the fact that I'm now typing in double spaced bold, I'm going to have to come up with something incredibly creative.  This layout is quite strange.

Well... get to guessing!  In the next post, we'll find out who that pokemon is.  That, and the Pomeranian is going to go to Idaho.  Thank god for font errors.  My laptop was repossessed, so I'm going to have to remake all my templates...  Sounds like a worthy challenge to me!

Ding!

I've been working a new full time job, so I'm fucking tired.  That's why there haven't been any comics or anything.  I'm sure I'll do some weird shit soon.  Gotta revive that god damn pomeranian.  But I'm on here to share some insight:


When I was young, I used to watch action movies and feel empowered, like I was immortal.  An inner strength planted in my youthful mind by the media.  But now that I'm a little older, I realize that there's a better word to describe that feeling.  I was "impressionable."  If you're living in the United States, or any other country driven by the media (and I'm not talking about newspaper - I'm talking about tv, internet, video games, movies, books) - you are being mind controlled.  All your ideas of who you are, what you're supposed to be, and the definitions of what something is are all implanted in you by those forms of media.  When you think of a doctor, you probably think of someone in a white suit, toting a stethoscope, walking around with a clipboard and talking to patients.  A business man wears a pressed suit, a hat, and carries a briefcase.  And a policeman is always driving around, making sure to ruin your life with every chance he's given.  What about a super hero?  Those guys don't exist, but you still imagine them, and want to be them.  The envy is instilled in you because you can see those guys right in front of you, but you will never be them, no matter how hard you wish or hope.  I mean, just think about it:  What label describes you?  If you're a doctor, a business man, a cop, you're not always walking around with a uniform on.  You're just another human being.  Who are you, really?

And you won't stop being impressionable.  You're born with it.