Gatorade!

Many a time have I been completely wasted and felt like I was going to die.  During those times, nothing has quenched my thirst like a refreshing bottle of GATORADE!!!!!!  It's god damn perfect for getting those nutrients back into your body after you've intentionally destroyed them! I mean, jesus.  Just look at the stuff:

Wow.  Fantastic.  You can even buy it on Amazon.  And Google is the greatest site in the world.  Oh my God!  I'll follow up on this tomorrow to tell you how Gatorade saved my life.